does not have the desired rhetorical effect

Things that the Messiah makes seem cool and fun and sexy:

• Highways in the desert
• Every mountain and hill made low
• Being healed with stripes
• Turning every one to his own way
• Shooting out your lips
• Letting him deliver him if he delight in him
• Taking counsel together against the lord and his anointed
• Breaking our bonds asunder
• Breaking them with a rod of iron

Things that the Messiah makes seem boring and lame:

• Abiding in the fields
• The righteous saviour
• Foot fetishes
• Knowing that your redeemer liveth
• The lamb that was slain
• Power and riches and wisdom and strength and honour and glory and blessing
• Amen